Saturday, February 28, 2009

A Definition? Maybe later...

So, a number of years ago, I was in this writing class and the assignment was to pick a word and write a creative definition for it. Below is what I submitted (which got me a "Clever! 4.0" out of a possible 4.0 points)


A definition? Maybe later...
By Me

Possibly the most destructive activity in the U.S.A today.

Requires little to no effort to be effective.

One can do it any time of the day or night.

Creative methods can be used to justify the results.

Rarely can one escape once the habit is formed.

Always easier to allow it to continue than to reverse it effects.

Students learn it in school from their classmates.

Teachers despise it for they are aware of its destructiveness.

Into the blackness time is cast.

No reason is too small to allow its propagation.

Anyone may be its slave.

Tomorrow will be different but that can wait.

I am caught in its eternal web.

One has only to do nothing to participate.

Not until I become the master will its grip be broke.

Procrastination, the act, tendency or habit of postponing.

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